Monday, June 22, 2009

Manglish and Singlish are the bomb....

This was passed to me through email. I love Manglish so much....

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This is funny!! Hope it'll put a smile on your face (",).

You might like it. This is hilarious... ..even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.

Not only did he do it
1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....


1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
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Amazing what we can do with our words....

Long live the lame....

1 comments:

Armani said...

well, I hope this comment don't budge on your blog, but here's something I have to say.

From my point of view, I just see that you're more experienced since you're older hence been through more, but I must say, your passion for Him seems so strong.

Over all these years, even though it seems hard for you to keep up at your relationship with Him, I am excited you've managed to pull through and I thank God for that.

Learning how to do that won't be easy for me but I will try.
Interesting how you mentioned that I have to change my principle.

I did just that and going to CF, well, it did make a difference in a way.

I think Declan can see what I see in you as well. You do realize you can be quite the role model in the youths, or maybe as an accountable partner or mentor. Yet, that is your decision, and I must say, I pray one day I reach your level of understanding and experience.

I am starting to change, and through the message I sent you, I hope it all works out. It WILL be difficult, but I pray I get through it.

Wonder if there's any job or that sort for people who'd like to help others/etc.. I'd wanna know, and hopefully I get to try to get towards that goal, since I love helping people.